he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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