The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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