Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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