oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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