make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
this will be a night to untag.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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