You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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