And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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