Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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