how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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