So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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