2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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