Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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