using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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