Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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