Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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