Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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