Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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