Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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