dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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