after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
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