Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
