I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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