Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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