is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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