We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
not ubering you a puppy
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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