Pants 0. Shit 1.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
i drank out of a bidet.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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