please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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