I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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