i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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