there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
someone owes me an orgasm
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
She even gives head with a lisp.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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