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i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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