No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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