I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Sorry about my life...
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
