well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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