Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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