Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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