if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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