I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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