Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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