Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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