He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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