everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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