I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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