Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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