Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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