do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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