We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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