Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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