you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
