wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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