JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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